hijerking:

getting followed back by someone you thirstfollowed

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pokernon:

1st base: reblogged my selfie
2nd base: tagged/perfect

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

ihills:

me as a parent:

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ihills:

pizza:

come here and eat me

Challenge accepted!

  • me: I know i will reach my goals in life!
  • life: Hahha you're funny.
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ihills:

my life in 3 pictures:
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moonemojii:

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
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encourage:

Me in the morning 

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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