popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

obiwankabrodie:

shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

unsolve:

who wore it better

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